The wife asks her husband:
“When will you buy me a diamond ring like you promised?”
The husband replies:
“When I manage to pay your golden price… patience!”

The wife asks her husband:
“When will you buy me a diamond ring like you promised?”
The husband replies:
“When I manage to pay your golden price… patience!”
Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go…
I was hanging out with my buddy Mervin, and because we’d run out of beer,…
A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman were drinking at a bar.“As good as this bar…