Elizabeth a very attractive and keen golfer

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One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay, what’s your name?”

“I’m Phil and I’m OK thanks,” I replied.“Phil, forget your troubles Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later”. “That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “But I don’t think my wife would like it”.“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very hot and persuasive and I was weak.“Well OK,” I finally agreed, and added, “But my wife won’t like it”. After a few restorative brandys, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my hostess. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset”.

“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile: “She won’t know anythingBy the way, where is she?”“Under the cart” I said.

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