We’ve all got a story or two about an ex we’d rather leave in the past—and our readers didn’t hold back. They shared some jaw-dropping, cringe-worthy, and downright hilarious stories of exes who are best forgotten.
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After we broke up, I was at a bar with friends when I spotted my ex. I sent him a drink with a note that said, “Cheers to the memories!” He shot back with a note, “Cheers to my next victim!”
Suddenly, he jumped up and began karaoke-ing our breakup song off-key, and the whole bar erupted in laughter. Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, he pulled out a cardboard cutout of me, claiming it was his “emotional support ex.”
As he tried to throw it at me, he accidentally knocked over a table instead. The bartender handed me a free drink, saying, “Here’s to surviving your nightmare!” By the end of the night, we had both become the stars of the show, and I left feeling like I’d dodged a bullet!
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My ex hacked into my Google Calendar and added a bunch of random, embarrassing events titled things like “Cry Session,” “Remember You’re Alone,” and “Rejection Practice.” Very creative, but it felt like a daily reminder of my heartbreak!
After a week I got an invite to a “Self-Care Workshop” hosted by none other than my ex. Curious, I clicked the link and discovered he was running a virtual seminar on emotional healing, using the very events he’d added to my calendar as discussion points!
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My ex gave me this vintage silver locket. After we broke up, I tossed it in a drawer.
What happened next changed everything… FULL STORY on the next page.
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