A computer nerd was crossing a road one day

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A computer nerd was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said,…

“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said,…

“If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week.”

The geek took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out,…

“If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!”

Again, the gamer nerd took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked,…

“What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!”

“Why won’t you kiss me?”

The geeky guy said,…

“Look, I’m a bit of a nerd.

I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog?”…

“Now that’s cool!”

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