A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple

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“Oh yeah?” He starts, “OK then, it’s been a while, gimme the sweet taste of a woman flavored apple!”

And the bartender hands him an apple. The dwarf takes a big, expectant bite from the apple, and immediately spits it out all over the bar. “Ughyuuk!!” He cries out, “This apple tastes like shit!”

The bartender swirls his finger in the air and tells him,…

“Turn it around…”