A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside. So she called a carpenter to check it out. The carpenter arrives a few hours later.
He goes into her bedroom to check the closet
Right then, a bus was crossing the street, and a loud creaking sound was heard coming from the closet. He couldn’t believe it. So he told her that he’ll be waiting inside the closet to see what exactly is making the noise.
After a few minutes, the husband comes home, opens the closet and finds the carpenter inside. He looks at his wife with disgust, then back at the carpenter and demands,
“What the heck are you doing in my closet?!”
The carpenter replies meekly,
“Would you believe me if I told you I am waiting for the bus?…”
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