A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?”
I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”
He said, “A werewolf.”
I said, “But you’re not wearing a costume.
You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”
He said, “Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?
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A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. “Jesus is gonna get you.”
The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.
Again, the parrot cries out. “Jesus is gonna get you.”
The robber started to get a little worried. “What’s your name, birdie?”
“Moses.”
“What dumbass named you Moses?”
“The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus.”
