An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane

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“Okay, cowpuncher, you just have one wish. Better make it a good one!”

After a few minutes of thinking, the man says.

“I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.”

Shazam! He is turned into a t-a.mpon.

Moral of the story

If the government offers you anything, there’s going to be a string attached.