“The nurse says Norma is doing just great! Her blood pressure’s perfect, her test results are all clear, and Dr. Cohen has scheduled her to go home tomorrow!”
“Oh, that’s such a relief!” the grandma sighed happily.
“Thank you so much for the wonderful news, bless your heart.”
The operator then asked warmly, “Oh, is Norma your daughter, dear?”
There was a pause, and then the grandma replied with a sigh,
“No, honey… I am Norma Findlay in Room 302. And no one here tells me a darn thing!”

